Any dream that contains a wise old woman giving you advice relevant to your current problems is one worth putting to memory.
“It’s good that you don’t have what you want. People go around thinking that have what they want, but in reality they don’t have anything. If you have what you don’t want then you can really learn what it is you do what.”
It is filled with dream logic, but it actually makes a lot of sense.
BUNNY WITHOUT EARS FOUND NEAR JAPANES NUCLEAR PLANT
A newborn bunny without ears in Namie City, Japan, just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone around the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant. The rabbit was found in May by 56-year-old Yuko Sugimoto. It has become a symbol of people’s fears of radiation after the Fukushima plant was damaged by the earthquake and tsunami in March, even though scientists say there’s no evidence the bunny’s defect was caused by radioactivity. (Koichi Kamoshida/Jana Press/ZUMAPRESS.com)
Oh, shit.
Sometimes it is just too tempting to enter into a fantasy world. I am thus going to enter into the magical reality and go on a fantasy movie binge. Starting with the epic 7 hour mini-series The Tenth Kingdom, I will then go on to watch the Labyrinth and perhaps even take it a step further with some Disney.
I am in Lala Land:

| — | Santosh Kalwar (via heartmindspirit) |
“Don’t eat that cookie!!! You will get fatter…
Actually. You’re OK for an American girl.”
“Is he a gay if he has an earring in his left or his right ear?”
“If you’re a vegetarian then why aren’t you slender?”
I know that in the end we can only really come to understand ourselves through our own efforts. We can’t rely on others to just clear the way for us and do all the thinking. The answers are already within ourselves.
That being said, I still really want to find a guru. I think it would be pretty cool to have some wise yoda-like figure sprinkle you with their wisdom and compassionate guidance all the time. Ask you crazy riddles in the form of haiku.
How awesome would that be?
“I don’t want to scandalize you but…Gandhi has had every kind of sex imaginable. You imagine the kind of sex, and Gandhi has had it! And he was sexually active before he was married…which was when he was 13!”
“I once was at a function where I met Bill Clinton. The man walked into the room and grabs everyone’s attention…he oozes sexuality from his pores.”


